Sep 20, 2010

Coitus Interruptus

Sheldon: So are you and Leonard still not having coitus?

Penny: Do you have to say coitus? Can't you just say we aren't seeing each other?

Sheldon: No, because that wouldn't be true. You and Leonard still technically see each other all the time.

Penny: Still, I'd prefer if you wouldn't use that word.

Sheldon: "Well, all right. I'll just substitute intercourse."

Penny: "Great."

Sheldon: "...or fornication...but that has judgmental overtones so I'll hold that in reserve."

Penny: "Fine."

Sheldon: "Just to be clear, do I have to stop saying coitus with everyone or just you?"

Penny: "Ummmm...everyone."

Sheldon: "Harsh terms but all right."

Penny: "Naaah! I'm just coitusing with ya!"

(simulated dialog from the Big Bang Theory when I laughed my gluteus maximus off)


Duke_of_Earle said...

And this not even on a Friday?? Freaky!

Karyn Lyndon said...

Cute...It's been a long time since a Freaky Friday post. I can't believe you still remember...

Duke_of_Earle said...


My paperback copy arrived this week, and as of an hour ago I have published what I hope will be considered the SECOND-best review on Amazon in the history of reviews.

You are too kind, but I DID feel a glow of pride when I read the Dedication. Thanks!

Keep writing!


Rik no Orkut said...