Mar 16, 2012

Employer Seeks Writer...

...who's wicked smart and witty. Understanding of education industry a plus!

Application Instructions
: Email resume and a well written, creative cover letter

Okay Mr. HR Department--here goes:

I saw your ad on Monster and I think you need LOOK NO FURTHER. I'm your girl.

With 20+ years as writer, editor and manager in marketing, I've always been the go-to creative when management needed outside-of-the-box (from cardboard to gift-wrapped) copy that speaks to the customer and makes them react (in a positive way.)

And do I understand the education industry? Not only have I completed sixteen (count them--16) years of education myself, I've been writing back-to-school ads, direct mail pieces, catalogs and other collateral for JCPenney even before it became a cool place to shop.

I'm smart, too! I'm a published author with two novels (available in trade paperback and Kindle--coming soon to Nook--order yours today at my author website: karynlyndon.com) and that's no easy task. If you haven't written a novel-length book, it's REALLY hard and time consuming. Take my word for it.

As far as witty, well, what can I say? The email speaks for itself.

Anyway, after you read my resume attached, call me!

I love you...er...
Sincerely,

Karyn



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That was great, Karen! Let us know if it gets you the job! It should!

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Hi Karyn, I couldn't find an email address on your blog and you don't have one attached to the comments you leave on other blogs so I came by to answer the question you left on my blog regarding the cost of filling our sunken living room with concrete.

Since my daughter's contractor friend and her boyfriend did the labor involved, we only paid for the truckload of concrete, which was $600.00 (in 2009). (Money extremely well spent, in my opinion!) I think concrete is priced out by "the yard" and unfortunately I don't recall how many yards it took to fill the sunken area.

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