Nov 11, 2005

There's A Bathroom On The Right

For those of you new to the site, welcome! Freaky Friday is the designated day for sex talk on my blog.

***IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER*** This is sexually explicit material and may not be suitable for younger members of our blogging audience.

Two of the Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were apprehended and arrested in a Tampa bar for tying up the women's bathroom--by making love in it--with each other.

The cheerleaders in question were promptly fired by the Panthers. But don't worry. They've received an offer from Penthouse Magazine for a replay.

Despite the rumors, and according to, the cheerleaders were not in town to perform at the game. The team said both were fired from the TopCats squad for violating a signed code that bans conduct embarrassing to the Panthers. Well, I guess this would qualify.

Sidebar: My husband and I were watching Conan O'Brian late Wednesday night and he started telling about the cheerleaders and their bathroom behavior. My husband had walked out of the room for a moment when Conan said, "We have exclusive video footage of the girls in action." As my husband walked back into the room, he exclaimed with sarcasm "I wish" just as the screen flashed with the words "you wish." It was a hilarious moment for both of us...guess you had to be there.

Anyway, I've taken a really long trip to finally get to my topic: A Man's Ultimate Fantasy. OR why is it a turn on when 2 women do it, but repulsive when 2 men do it?

I don't have any answers here, but two women don't do anything for me, so I guess what's good for the goose isn't always good for the gander. I do know most men dream of being with 2 women at once. Why they would want more than one woman to please is beyond me. I mean, in most cases they can barely handle the one they've got, right? I've heard a romp with 2 women is exhausting! And if you just want to watch, eventually you feel kinda left out and third wheelish.

What's my point? I don't know. I guess it's that men have a tendency to think more is better...a bigger engine...a better brand...2 cheerleaders.

Dream on, guys...


Bill said...

I've never had that particular fantasy, for exactly the reasons you mentioned. I have enough trouble concentrating on one woman, let alone two!

My wife and I were talking about this and all I keep wondering about is why didn't they just go out to the car?? I haven't been in a bar bathroom *I'd* want to have sex in, ever!

Hale McKay said...

...And the burning question unanswered: Are there women who would want to watch two men having sex?

Karyn Lyndon said...

I have found man/man porn to be a turn on but I wouldn't seek it out.

katydanzer said...

MOM! man/man porn is yucky!!!!!