Sep 1, 2005
Sex in Songs
For those of you new to the site, welcome! Freaky Friday is the designated day for sex talk on my blog.
***IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER*** This is sexually explicit material and may not be suitable for younger members of our blogging audience.
On the top 40 radio station I listen to I heard this song by the Black Eyed Peas. (With a name like that you'd think they sing country.)
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps.
Most of the time I can take it. I'm very open minded and like to stay abreast of pop culture. But when this came on I had to change the channel. Since when did a hump or lumps on someone's body become sexually attractive? I guess I missed that memo. And what exactly is inside her trunk. Nevermind. I don't think I want to know.
So on the station I turned to this was on by 50 Cent. (A dj said they were interviewing 50 Cent's half-brother...Quarter...I laughed. I think he was kidding but who knows.)
All a nigga really need is a lil bit
Not a lot baby girl just a lil bit
We can head to the crib in a lil bit
I can show ya how I live in a lil bit
I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit
Take 'em off and pull 'em down a lil bit
Get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit
Get to lickin' and -- a lil bit
You'll notice the -- right above here. That designates where the F-word has been censored for radio broadcast. I think this is amusing as I guess it's okay pulling down her pants to kiss, touch and lick (just a lil bit). And one more thing. Shouldn't he pull the pants down BEFORE he takes them off? I guess you can't take pants off just a lil bit.
So anyway, while this song seems more tasteful than the first one (just a lil bit) I have to wonder how far it will all go. I will be the first to defend anyone's right to freedom of speech. I think we have to be very careful about censorship. But will the pendulum (ever) swing the other way?
Just one more for the road which I actually consider a classic (sorta) by Shaggy...
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say you're not, convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
And you tell her baby no way
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over
Posted by Karyn Lyndon at 9/01/2005 09:16:00 PM